When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
moment of silence for the american horror fandom
- jessica lange confirmed season 4 will be her last season
- season 4 is rumored to be “circus”
- emma robert’s and evan peters got enganed
This is why I avoid tumblr at night
Remember when this was the most dirty pic of Miley Cyrus
NIKKEI MAGAZINE, JAPAN - JANUARY 2014.
Zayn during Ashton Kutcher's speech at the Teen Choice Awards.